at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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