you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
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