I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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