first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
Randomize
