At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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