She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
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