No awkward lesbian experiences without me
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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