Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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