Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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