ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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