how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
Randomize
