but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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