Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Randomize