Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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