Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
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