Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Dear awkwardly drunk roommate, thanks for stuffing enough change in my clevage that I could afford a pepsi at work today. Sincerely awesome roommate that put up with your drunk ass
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
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