I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
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