do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
I have post one night stand depression
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