No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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