Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
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