someone get that fucking seahorse.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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