i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
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