just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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