Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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