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If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.

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(651): View more from Minnesota

I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.

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(858): View more from California

the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.

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(360): View more from Washington

I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.

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(207): View more from Maine

He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are

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