Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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