She went from zero to smokin in five shots
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
You made out with two different species that night
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
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