She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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