You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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