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(559): View more from California

kristin has been a bad kristin

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(231): View more from Michigan

i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror

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its going to be a good night

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(765): View more from Indiana

Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.

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(310): View more from California

I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable

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(704): View more from North Carolina

I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns

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(352): View more from Florida

Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.

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(253): View more from Washington

We just fucked each other sober. #goteam

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(719): View more from Colorado

It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.

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