dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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