I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
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