i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
i just made my gag reflex go away.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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