She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Randomize
