Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
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