hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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