I'm drive I can fine osifer
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
When I'm drunk and can't pee, I sing my abc's in my head and try to pee before I get to pee. Last night I forgot to do it in my head
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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