Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
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