i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
.......
I'm just looking out for you.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
Randomize
