He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
So. Much. Porn.
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