New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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