Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
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