How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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