Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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