Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
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