I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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