he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
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