Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Just pee around me
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
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