True but thats because hes a fetus.
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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