dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
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