I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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