The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
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