I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Randomize
