Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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