he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
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