I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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