took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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